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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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for future refrence boredom wtf

So I made pizza for lunch, and, as a lonely bitch as I am, I started to talk to it:

- “Sorry”

- Why?

- “Leaving you there honey.”

- I’m not honey, I’m pizza.

- “I’m so lonely.”

When sudennly “All By Myself” starts playing (fyi I was listening to music and it was on shuffle) and I just, “Are you FUCKING kidding me?”

WTF my own post rlly? *mine