Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online?
Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.
I would never have been this happy.
*sees a straight couple* ok but which one of you plays the trombone and which one slams the oven door
if you’re locked in a room with adam sandler and guy fieri and you have a gun with only one bullet who do you shoot
I shoot my gun in the air in celebration
cute nicknames for ur special someone:
- dumb dorito nerd
- angry triangle man
- preposterous polygon
- equilateral husband
- flying tortilla chip
- dorito demon
- billuminati
- geometric goober
- isosceles jackass
