i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed when ive procrastinated for too long i cant win its a vicious cycle
housing should be a basic a human right.
people shouldn’t have to “earn” a roof over their heads so that they don’t die in the streets.
Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online?
Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence.
I would never have been this happy.
So my school is putting on Shrek the musical and the director asked me to help make protest signs against Lord Farquaad, but she wants them to mostly be puns so if u guys have any please share
OGRETHROW THE ESTABLISHMENT
WE’LL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER WITHOUT HIM
SEND HIM FAR-QUAAD AWAY
IT’S GONE TOO FARQUAAD
WE’RE DONE WITH HIS SHORTCOMINGS
EVEN FURTHER DOWN WITH LORD FARQUAAD
Imagine Grantaire buying Montparnasse those little cherry breath mints in the Hello Kitty tins, and Montparnasse is so happy about it, that he steals a bunch of War Heads and Toxic Waste candies for Grantaire that night.
THIS JUST IN: I CANNOT RECOGNIZE CHRIS PRATT WITHOUT HIS FACIAL HAIR AND IM SCARED
CHRIS PRATT?????????????
NO
WHY
PUT THE HAIR BACK
i love it when ppl use my name?????????????? when they say something and mention my name???????? when i didn’t know they knew my name but apparently they do?????????????????????? idk why ??????????? it’s just rly nice when ppl know u exist?????????????? wow
I have watched/listened to Phantom of the Opera so many times that I am confident I could be a swing for every single role in the show.
imagine shooting santa clause out of the sky
IM ALUGHING BECUASE ALL I CAN heAR HIM SHOUTInG IS “ho ho HOLY SHIT”
Taylor’s been on tumblr for four months and we still have not gotten any kind of acknowledgement or explanation of this gif:
WELL I DEMAND ANSWERS.
ellens yelling voice “TAYLOR”
Thought process:
"It’s cold out here, maybe this heat lamp will help. I think I’ll put my hand up and just—NO IT DIDNT HELP IT JUST BURNED MY HAND WHY DID I DO THAT."
There you have it.
why do small children find the need to scream like they’re being brutally murdered
or motherfuckers in highschool hallways god dammit like you saw stacy yesterday chill the fuck out
