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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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mickheymilkovich

bold what applies to you

Appearance:

  • i have blonde hair and blue eyes
  • i have red hair and hazel eyes
  • i’m very tall
  • my hair is really curly
  • i have brown hair and blue or green eyes
  • i have freckles
  • i have black hair and brown eyes
  • i have dimple/s
  • i wear contact lenses
  • i tan easily
  • i have small eyelashes
  • i paint my nails

Clothes / Accessory / Make-up:

  • i hate wearing flip-flops
  • i don’t have converse
  • i wear foundation every day
  • i love wearing head bands
  • i hate wearing mascara
  • i have at least one pair of vans
  • i hate sweaters
  • i love wearing high heels
  • i own brown eyeliner
  • i love skirts/dresses
  • i own at least 3 pairs of jeans
  • i often wear scarves
  • i never wear necklaces

Family / Country:

  • i’m the oldest child
  • i have an older brother
  • i’m from South America 
  • i know how to swear in more than two languages (i can say shit in portuguese, french and english if that counts)
  • one (or more) of my parents is from another country
  • i have a younger sister
  • i have siblings that live in Asia
  • i’m an orphan
  • i have family that live in Australia
  • i know two or more languages

School / Job:

  • i’m in high school 
  • i love history
  • i have/had a teacher that is great at explaining and actually teaching
  • i got fired
  • i know what i want to do in the future
  • i don’t do an extracurricular activity
  • i learn more than one language
  • i love math
  • i have a job
  • my grades are almost never excellent/very good
  • i want to go to college/university 
  • i want to be professional athlete / writer / artist

I have:

  • broken a bone
  • ridden a motorcycle
  • a best friend
  • a favorite song
  • sung in the shower 
  • punched / slapped somebody
  • told somebody they are pretty
  • my own room
  • a star crush
  • pets
  • online best friends
  • spent whole night without sleeping
  • girlfriend / boyfriend

I’m afraid of:

  • insects / snakes
  • people disliking me
  • somebody yelling at me
  • somebody finding out a secret about me
  • my favorite character dying
  • stormy weather
  • death
  • having to talk in front of people
  • heights 
  • pain
  • kissing somebody
  • small rooms

I love:

  • sci-fi
  • sleeping until 12pm
  • fluffy blankets
  • animals
  • swimming / diving
  • watching movies
  • channing tatum
  • pizza
  • hot chocolate
  • running 
  • baking/ cooking
  • harry potter
  • cold showers
  • my hair
  • my wardrobe
Source: bittylicious
meet the blogger food mention // death mention // im so lame long post // text bleue queue
angeoltaire

❅ christmas question meme ❅

bibliophilicwitch


Caroling: Favorite Christmas song?

Reindeer: Favorite reindeer?

Santa: Would you wear a Santa hat?

Elf: Would you wear an elf hat?

Snow: Are you dreaming of a white Christmas or would you prefer a sunny, warm Christmas?

Mistletoe: Favorite Christmas special/movie?

Presents: Best Christmas gift you’ve received?

Bows: Best Christmas gift you’ve given?

Tinsel: Favorite Christmas story?

Noel: What is you fondest Christmas memory?

Stockings: Would you wear a Christmas sweater?

Gingerbread: Favorite Christmas family tradition?

Eggnog: Favorite Christmas drink?

Wreath: Favorite Christmas decoration?

Ornaments: Favorite Christmas tree ornament?

Source: bibliophilicwitch-archive
ask thingies cool cool text bleue queue
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potatofuzz

What I want my ships to do:

  • buy a kitten or a puppy or a turtle
  • snuggle in a big blanket
  • hold hands
  • nibble on wristbones
  • whisper into necks
  • be lazy
  • buy food
  • feed each other gummy worms
  • laugh a lot
  • laugh more
  • headbutts
  • get really happy
  • BANG
  • eat hearty breakfasts like sausage and pancakes with syrup
  • argue over which avenger is the hottest
  • make scrapbooks
  • visit family
  • sing really loud in the car
Source: potatofuzz
the jack x crutchie tag except the 'bang' bc crutchie is ace lbrh the montaire tag bc yes sex mention // food mention // text bleue queue
his-majesti
annyoung89

Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.

dustychica

I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.

twelfthcloctcr

Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.

mycaterpie

What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?

iamcode

Behold, people that have never been within 50 feet of anyone even remotely British.

Source: worldsenough
*raises hand* david tennant changed the way i pronounce cant no rlly humour text bleue queue