Taylor’s been on tumblr for four months and we still have not gotten any kind of acknowledgement or explanation of this gif:
WELL I DEMAND ANSWERS.
ellens yelling voice “TAYLOR”
Thought process:
"It’s cold out here, maybe this heat lamp will help. I think I’ll put my hand up and just—NO IT DIDNT HELP IT JUST BURNED MY HAND WHY DID I DO THAT."
There you have it.
When Taylor is online
and likes someone else’s post
And then goes offline
Happy Halloween! Stay safe out there tonight, kids. This has been a message from your friendly neighborhood Pegacorn.
taylorswift we need a recipe for these please! 🍪🍪🍪
MMMKAY— there are two ways you can go about this.
The quick and easy way is to make sugar cookies from a sugar cookie mix and just cut open a packet of chai tea and pour it into the batter as you make it. Cause you’re busy and you want making cookies to be a chill part of your day.
Pow. Done.
OR
If you want to make the cookies from scratch (that’s what I did for the 1989 Secret Sessions), you can use this recipe I found on a baking blog I like, joythebaker.com and I believe it was originally from a book called The Pastry Queen. If you want another great baking blog, I get a lot of great ideas from smittenkitchen.com too. This is a recipe for basic insanely good sugar cookies. I added the chai element to the recipe because I thought it would infuse cozy holiday vibez into the cookie and it really did. So I’ll star the part that I added in the recipe.
http://joythebaker.com/2009/06/giant-vanilla-sugar-cookies/
***after you add the egg and vanilla, cut one chai tea packet open and empty the crushed up tea leaves into the batter CAUSE CHAI COOKIES ARE ABOUT TO HAPPEN UP IN HERE***
I made an icing for the cookies, but they’re fine on their own. If you want to make icing for them, just mix 1 cup powdered sugar with 1/4 T-spoon of nutmeg, 1/4 T-spoon of cinnamon and 3 TAYblespoons <—-(I’m so annoying, it astounds me sometimes) of milk or eggnog if you can find it this time of year. The more milk/eggnog you add, the more your icing will become a glaze. But glazes are legit too so basically just LIVE YOUR LIFE.
I lightly sprinkled cinnamon over the icing once the cookies were baked and iced, but there are so many icing options you can pair with these cookies—I mean it’s out of control.
If you’re really feeling like living on the edge, you can go ahead and add a few drops of food coloring to the icing to make it festive. No one is going to stop you.
Why?
Cause the bakers gonna bake bake bake bake bake.
Bye.
did taylor swift really just show up out of the blue on tumblr only to drop some betty crocker shit on us what the fuck
I don’t think people can really understand my love for Taylor Swift. She isn’t just some pop star but so much more than that. How many artists take the time to join their own fan’s social media sites just to interact with them?? It doesn’t even feel as if she is just interacting as “Taylor Swift” but as one of our friends. I honestly couldn’t of asked for a better role model. Just thank you so much, Taylor. Thank you for everything you do for us.
