You don’t really understand Star Trek until you’ve seen Galaxy Quest.
Robyn Lawley, Jada Sezer, and Gabi Gregg for Swimsuits For All.
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Now THIS is how you sell a fucking bikini.
THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE
A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen
FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.
so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.
(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )
HOLY SHIT WHAT
I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.
JESUS CHRIST JESUS.
YOU NASTY.
#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS
THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—
Gaspard Ulliel and Louis Garrel in Saint Laurent (2014)
Gaspard Ulliel —> Lestat de Lioncourt. Louis Garrel —> Louis de Pointe du Lac.
Ak Ana, the “White Mother” is the primordial creator-goddess of Turkic people and the Khanty and Mansi peoples of Siberia. She is also known as the goddess of the water. She was the consort of Kayra Han.
Water had created earlier than Earth. Therefore she was believed to be a sister to Earth. The beginning of the Earth emanated from Water. In ancient Turkish beliefs, Tangri (God) Kaira Khan is a pure, white goose that flies constantly over an endless expanse of water (time). But before Ak-Ana appears to urge Kaira Khan to create, he experiences a disturbance of his calm. From the bottom of the Water a “sacred duck” Lura lifted the sand, clay and silt, from which the Earth was created. Water was the initial state of everything in existence. Water evenly gave rise to both foreign and hostile elements. It was the possessor of spirits and the entrance into the other realm. The life, fertility and productivity of land depended on the Ak Ana.
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Welcome to the Mythology Network, The Pythian Society!
Admins:
The Pythian Society is a network that can be used to talk about mythology: Headcanons, edits, whatever you can muster — This is where you can put them!
Rules:
- Fill out This application.
- Follow Simon and Sophie.
- Have a tagging system. You are not going to be required to follow everyone in the network, but it makes your blog more accessible.
If you are accepted:
- You will get a message letting you know that you have been accepted. You will then be asked for a description for the network page, you’ll be added to the group with the email address you provided in the application (It must be the one that is connected to your Tumblr!) and you’ll be all set.
- You can then post in the tag.
- You must link to the network page somewhere on your blog.
- You will be assigned a mythological figure that will be your tagline.
- You will get cool new friends who are into the same stuff as you, and you’ll be able to post selfies in the tag, so that’s always a plus.
As a side note, I’m going to make it clear now that it is possible to get kicked out if you are extraordinarily rude. To be accepted, you must tag triggers, so surely that won’t be an issue, but if you are hurting other network members, you will be removed from the group.
So, join our network. As a side note, Simon is the one who will be adding people to blogs and receiving applications, and he runs a pretty strong confidentiality rule with email addresses, if that’s a concern of yours.