So I made pizza for lunch, and, as a lonely bitch as I am, I started to talk to it:
- “Sorry”
- Why?
- “Leaving you there honey.”
- I’m not honey, I’m pizza.
- “I’m so lonely.”
When sudennly “All By Myself” starts playing (fyi I was listening to music and it was on shuffle) and I just, “Are you FUCKING kidding me?”
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"She's a breath of fresh air, one might say."
—Gotham 1x09: Harvey Dent
i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed when ive procrastinated for too long i cant win its a vicious cycle
